There are no dirty words, only dirty minds. - Lenny Bruce
The only honest art form is laughter, comedy. You can't fake it...try to fake three laughs in an hour -- ha ha ha ha ha -- they'll take you away, man. You can't. - Lenny Bruce
If Jesus had been killed twenty years ago, Catholic school children would be wearing little electric chairs around their necks instead of crosses. - Lenny Bruce
I won't say ours was a tough school, but we had our own coroner. We used to write essays like "What I'm Going to be If I Grow Up - Lenny Bruce
The 'what should be' never did exist, but people keep trying to live up to it. There is no 'what should be,' there is only what is. - Lenny Bruce
Take away the right to say "fuck" and you take away the right to say "fuck the government." - Lenny Bruce
In the halls of justice, the only justice is in the halls. - Lenny Bruce
Communism is like one big phone company. - Lenny Bruce
It's the suppression of the word that gives it the power, the violence, the viciousness. - Lenny Bruce
Miami Beach is where neon goes to die. - Lenny Bruce
When you are eight years old, nothing is any of your business. - Lenny Bruce
Every day people are straying away from the church and going back to God. - Lenny Bruce
There are never enough 'I love you's. - Lenny Bruce
If you can't say "Fuck" you can't say, "Fuck the government. - Lenny Bruce